It's more objective then what you wrote, because what you wrote comes down to:
Safari is better then everything and all the rest doesn't come near. The features that it copied from Chrome made Safari worse and at they don't spy on me or sell me to advertisers.
Note: Apple has iAd and does the same, it just doesn't want Google to do it.
At least i wrote some pro's for Safari... And it's a live feature tester for HTML 5 according to the W3C HTML 5 specifications, and safari lags far behind. It runs all the test cases and the best browser comes on top. The worst browser falls behind.. In this "objective" test, Safari falls short and Chrome, Opera and Firefox are much better.
So yes, it is much more objective then your opinion ;-)