HOLY SHIT THIS CAME JUST IN TIME. THANK YOU.
Time to get my money back from this down payment I've been making, bwahahaha. My gf will love this, she's not fancy in the slightest. In fact, she'll be impressed that I got something that looks better than a diamond and a portion of the cost. You've improved everyone's life because of this site.
Hey, if you ever want to make this site fancier, I'll design/code it for free. My portfolio is https://dsgn.io and my other project live on https://the-inc.co.
Thanks again!