CliffStoll 9 years ago

Warm greetings to m'friends at HackerNews from an astronomer who's blushing from this attention.

Like most old school hackers, I try to explore ideas that keep me awake ... the "I wonder if I can make an x" where x may be a topological manifold, an arduino line-follower, a garden leaf moulded into ceramic, a Penrose tile pattern, an LTE geolocation algorithm...

And, as most of you realize, this Klein bottle microbusiness is mainly to have fun and stay busy -- a chance to fool with everything from math to glassblowing.

Best part, of course, is meeting math folk, students, computer jocks, and random visitors. To each, I hope, I leave the strong encouragement to keep exploring!

My warm wishes to each of you, on a sunny Sunday morning in Oakland, California!

-Cliff (who's typing with dough on his fingers, left from mixing up scones for breakfast)

  • drivingmenuts 9 years ago

    I remember the first time I saw the video about your under-floor distribution system and all I could think was: I want that.

    I have no product to sell or organize, but I still want that.

    ... perhaps some sort of underfloor cat organizer ...

  • wanderr 9 years ago

    Hi Cliff! I love these klein bottles and have always wanted ask if you'd consider trying to make one that can function as a chemex style coffee maker? Somewhat like the wine bottle but with an opening the right size for a chemex filter would be so cool.

  • jbpetersen 9 years ago

    How'd the scones turn out?

  • hasteur 9 years ago

    This must also be the same Cliff Stoll of the fameous/infameous Hannover Hacker. So wierd to see the funny interconnections in the real world.

    "The Cuckoo's Egg" is one of my favorite books and got me on the path of "understanding the problem for all it's layers" instead of correcting a bug.

el_benhameen 9 years ago

Cliff is one of the most warm and genuine people I've ever met. I ordered one of these for my dad and went to pick it up, thinking it would just be a quick transaction. I got a half hour tour of his workshop, storage area and retrieval robot and a nice chat about life, the value of family, and Klein bottles. What a great dude.

rebolyte 9 years ago

One of these was given to me as a graduation gift. Included with the order receipt were photos of him wrapping up the Klein bottle, holding it up and smiling with it, and the receipt was signed with a note saying, "Congratulations!" It's possibly the best present I've ever received! In case you see this, thank you Clif!

Because of this I read The Cuckoo's Egg, and it was pretty great too. What a cool guy.

  • ErrantX 9 years ago

    Cliff is one of the original nerds, it's worth reading the whole of kleinbottle.com for the amusing anecdotes and jokes.

    My favourite: http://www.kleinbottle.com/drinking_mug_klein_bottle.htm

    The Cuckoo's Egg is excellent; I encourage all of my team(s) to read it as it highlights how attention to detail and creative thinking can unlock unexpected value (with the added bonus it's a spy story!).

    • leejoramo 9 years ago

      I would add that the Cuckoo's Egg is perhaps the best narrative describing the early days of the Internet. If you want to understand how people originally used and thought about the Internet read this book.

      While I had used BBS's previously this book was my formal cultural and technical introduction to the Internet

  • CliffStoll 9 years ago

    My warm cheers back to you, oh Light of the Rebos!

    Having graduated, it's your hands and mind that we now depend on. I trust that you're using 'em to do wonderful things!

calcsam 9 years ago

Cliff is an amazing guy. If you're in the Bay Area and looking for something to do, give him a call and ask if you can stop by. He keeps all of his merchandise in the crawl space under his house and built a remote-controlled forklift to bring it out. He has lots of interesting glassblown 3D shapes, Klein bottle hats, and so on, plus incredible stories.

  • EvanAnderson 9 years ago

    Numberphile did a video a couple of years ago that featured the forklift in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3mVnRlQLU

    Cliff is a really neat guy. I met and talked to him briefly once (at Dayton Hamvention, 20ish years ago). He's a really, really nice guy.

    • CliffStoll 9 years ago

      K7TA here ... you send me back to those golden days of flea markets and boat anchors. Whew!

keithpeter 9 years ago

FAQ 11 answer...

"My website looks old-fashioned because it loads faster this way and I'm too lazy to rewrite it. I last updated this page on March 30, 2017 12:54 PM"

Excellent. I really must order a klein bottle woolly hat.

CarolineW 9 years ago

For those of you who don't know Cliff Stoll, you need to watch this:

https://www.ted.com/talks/clifford_stoll_on_everything

p4bl0 9 years ago

Is he really the same Cliff Stoll who wrote The Cuckoo's Egg: Tracking A Spy Through The Maze Of Computer Espionage? It is one of my all time favorite books. I really recommend it if you haven't read it already. I didn't know Cliff Stoll also made other awesome stuff. He really seems to be an amazing person.

  • doomlaser 9 years ago

    One of my favorite things about reading that book as a kid was typing one of the IP addresses for the White Sands missile range computers into telnet and getting a Unix login prompt.

  • M_Grey 9 years ago

    It's really him? I loved that book as a kid! It was the first book I read that opened my eyes to the world of system administration, intrusion, etc. It's one of a handful of books that I still have on the shelf and loan out to the kids of any family friends.

  • JshWright 9 years ago

    Yep, that's him.

    I have often said that someday I want to be as passionate about something as Cliff Stoll is about everything.

  • CliffStoll 9 years ago

    Yep, same guy. But I suspect that my wife and kids would dial down the adjectives.

    • alxndr 9 years ago

      Cliff, thank you for writing that book! It is what got me, like many others, seriously into exploring computers (in legal ways!).

  • Sidnicious 9 years ago

    Does anyone know where I can buy this an an e-book without DRM?

    • CliffStoll 9 years ago

      I think I have a copy, formatted as Mac Word on a 3.5" diskette, MFS format. I'll have to dig around my attic.

      • p4bl0 9 years ago

        I have the book in paper (I just checked, it is right between Bruce Sterling's The Hacker Crackdown: Law and Disorder on the Electronic Frontier, and Cory Doctorow's Little Brother :)), but I also managed to find an ePub version online. It has no DRM. If you are okay with that I guess I can send it to Sidnicious. I was going to say that it could save you the trouble of digging around your attic but since it's you for all I know it consists in playing with an R/C car equipped with a camera which doesn't sound like trouble :D.

      • Sidnicious 9 years ago

        What luck! My dad's been keeping our PowerBook 180c in a closet for a special occasion.

        It looks like Apple, Amazon, etc. all sell electronic copies, it's just that they can only be read on approved devices, and only for as long as the company in question keeps running its licensing servers, and that bothers me.

rcthompson 9 years ago

I had one of these in college. It's probably still lying around my house somewhere. Admittedly, my storage organization strategy is probably biased toward objects composed of orientable manifolds, so it's understandable that I would lose track of it.

  • andybak 9 years ago

    > It's probably still lying around my house somewhere

    And equally your house is lying around somewhere inside it.

WhitneyLand 9 years ago

It's worth reading the site text to get an impression of Cliff Stoll.

On one hand he's our people, ticking off many of the stereotypical but true geek attributes. He might seem weird to a some people, but I feel like I totally get him as a person even if I disagree with some (a lot?) of his ideas.

On his recent youtube videos he's the closest real life match to Doc Brown you'll find.

I do wonder how he's copyrighted a glass object representing a mathematical surface. Maybe it has to do with the fact that different projections can be made into 3d space, how do design and build the projection, etc.

amelius 9 years ago

This (quote) is what's holding me back from buying one:

> Not only are these difficult to fill and empty, but cleaning them is a real challenge. Since there's little air circulation within the Klein Bottle, moisture doesn't evaporate. Worse, you can't reach in with a towel. So you'll need to dry the interior surface using alcohol. I've had good luck with a pair of small magnets wrapped in cotton cloth.

  • williamdclt 9 years ago

    Those bottle are mostly decorative I suppose anyway

  • Analog24 9 years ago

    My aunt gave me the Klein Stein for graduation (a klein bottle in the shape of a beer mug). It's actually not that hard to clean. You rinse it with water and then bake it in the oven at ~200F for an hour and you're good to go. It is a bit more involved than a normal mug but it's really not as bad as you would expect.

  • awfgylbcxhrey 9 years ago

    Just keep it inside a lucite display case like you'd use to display a model or figurine.

stuart78 9 years ago

I'm the proud owner of one of these, and he really makes the entire purchase process a special experience. From the personal email on order to the notes included (and fast shipping). Every house should have one. Or several.

adrianratnapala 9 years ago

I wonder if you could also get an evil kleinstein, were the handle connects to the outer chamber at the top and the main inner chamber at the bottom. Good yoke that.

zafka 9 years ago

I bought a few of these. They are quite cool, and the documentation is probably half the value. I Think I owe it to the universe to support this type of endeavor.

  • CliffStoll 9 years ago

    Thanks, Zafka, for helping with my two kids' tuition!

    • zafka 9 years ago

      Your welcome!! I just watched your Ted Talk which someone here linked to.---

      I would also like to give a you a big shout out for Teaching!!

         If everyone here followed your lead, the world would benefit greatly.
woodandsteel 9 years ago

Ah yes, Klein bottles. When I was a child, I was assigned to Escher Elementary. It had a great math program, though I did have to walk uphill both to and from school.

Then I graduated and was assigned to Klein Bottle Middle School. It had a good reputation, but I could never find the front door. I had to transfer to Hyperspace Tech, which fortunately has a front door everywhere.

jdeibele 9 years ago

I remember Cliff giving a talk at Sequent in Beaverton. Two indelible impressions were the energy and enthusiasm that Cliff had ... and the person in the front row tossing Cliff something to eat every X minutes.

Felt very much like a hummingbird or something that had to eat 2X their weight every day.

adamisntdead 9 years ago

Currently owning one of their Klein Bottles, I can say that it was a very personal experience. I live in Ireland, and I recieved 2 personal emails, about the klien bottle itself, and a letter with a few notes.

My klien bottle sits on my desk, and I couldn't be happer with

MichaelMoser123 9 years ago

I thought a klein bottle is supposed to have walls with zero thickness -it's made of an idealized plane...

  • kmill 9 years ago

    Ok, it's an immersion in R^3 of a tubular neighborhood of an embedding of the Klein bottle in R^4.

    But be like Michelangelo and see the immersed Klein bottle inside the glass.

    • MichaelMoser123 9 years ago

      ... but with an imaginary klein bottle you can own one without buying it; that's cheaper, isn't it?

      • unclenoriega 9 years ago

        You'd think so, but it's actually more expensive because you don't get the experience of buying a Klein bottle from Cliff Stoll.

frik 9 years ago

Is this a late April fool?

  • Taniwha 9 years ago

    No, Cliff is very real, I used to live a block away

    • CliffStoll 9 years ago

      (pinching myself) yep, I think I'm real. Or maybe someplace on the complex plane.

znpy 9 years ago

already posted two years ago... https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9064180

  • danso 9 years ago

    Reposts are allowed, as per the current HN faq: https://news.ycombinator.com/newsfaq.html

    Particularly in cases, as in this one, in which past submissions had very little discussion. Or when past submissions are more than a year old.

    • glaberficken 9 years ago

      Also, I would add as a personal opinion. These type of "cult" submissions that get re-posted at regular intervals add a lot of character to HN.