I expected one person to step up, do the verification, and F-Droid can use that signing key to distribute apps to phones with facism mode enabled. They just need to pick an app ID that isn't already in use, could even be sequential under org.fdroid.*
It's quite scary that there's no such idea being floated in the post. Apparently they're ready for F-Droid to be relegated to the realms of Google-free devices that nobody, outside of a few hardcore privacy activists, is currently willing to use. Maybe that'll change, but I doubt significantly enough for governments to reconsider which OSes and third-party stores they need to support