halperter 2 hours ago

I don't think I've seen satire in the form of a programming language before :). Neat. Does anyone else have any other examples? All I can think of are languages like Velado (uses notes) and Piet.

  • forgotpwd16 2 hours ago

    Some well-known satire/parody languages are Omgrofl, Shakespeare, ArnoldC, but there're many more. Can check https://esolangs.org/wiki/Category:Thematic & https://esolangs.org/wiki/Category:Joke_languages. But although weird esolangs, don't see how Velda and Piet be considered satire.

    • zahlman 2 hours ago

      I would say these are just joke languages that aren't trying to parody anything or use satire.

      When I think of parody or satire in programming languages, the example that comes to mind is the "C plus equality" project used for rather trolling critique of contemporary "social justice" ideology.

  • tyre 2 hours ago

    These are the types of projects that are becoming viable with AI. Previously they were too expensive.

    I love this.

    • mrisse an hour ago

      Many types of projects are now vibable.

    • refulgentis 30 minutes ago

      It isn't a programming language. It is a static site written by AI, with jokes written by AI. Tastes like microwaved steak & it definitely would not have been too expensive to do before AI.

  • dleslie 2 hours ago
    • ronsor 2 hours ago

      It's designed completely wrong.

      Trump programs would end with "Thank you for your attention to this matter."

      • zahlman 2 hours ago

        The project dates to the 2016 election campaign and was archived in 2020. I don't think Trump had that particular speech affect that time around, or at least I can't recall it being memed upon the way it is now.

  • bryanrasmussen 2 hours ago

    I mean theoretically brainf*ck is, but I'm pretty if you were to find satirical programming languages they would be satirizing development itself or a type of development (object-oriented, functional), and this is satirizing a purpose of development.

forgotpwd16 2 hours ago

A rare example of language implemented atop PHP. Should've made with Llama for extra Meta points.

  • psnehanshu 2 hours ago

    Or atleast should have been Hack

timeon 2 hours ago

Probably not related but source of page is also funny: '<section class="section">'

  • refulgentis 42 minutes ago

    It's written by AI, I strongly believe (ex. the random konami code)

  • IncreasePosts an hour ago

    should probably have id="section" too, then you don't need to do all that hard work remembering if you should write section, #section, or .section in your code

refulgentis 39 minutes ago

Flagged: code and prose written by an LLM, and uncanny-valley as a result - a few examples:

- the programming language part is dropped almost immediately by the LLM.

- The unrelated meat emojis to give it an animated background

- Painfully generic / not attempting to make a joke: "This language finally lets me express my true feelings about variable assignment."

- Every section has exactly the "right" length, ~3-5 items per list, ~2-3 paragraphs per section.

Hate to eat downvotes for saying this, I hate what FB / Zuck too and understand the impulse to treat it as unneeded negativity.

However, I've been on HN for 16 years, and can't remember a time I've seen a human-generated surface-level satire persist in the top posts. Seems to me the length and subject let the slop skate, at least so far.