Waterluvian 5 days ago

Download QGIS and you can just play with hundreds of projections. If you want Greenland as small as possible, pick a conical or planar projection meant for the southern hemisphere. It’ll pretty much stop existing if done right. If done wrong, it’ll grow to gargantuan proportions and surround us all. But I’m sure you’ve got additional criteria.

(Horray I reached my annual use of my geography degrees early this year!)

nephihaha 4 days ago

Not exactly a map projection, but on this site you can move countries (including Greenland on its own) onto other parts of the world for comparison. You can see that Greenland still looks pretty massive when you move it further south

https://thetruesize.com/

deeg 5 days ago

I've found the Peters projection to be good and fascinating

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gall%E2%80%93Peters_projection

dlcarrier 4 days ago

A conformal conic projection centered around the north pole would draw subequatorial land at a larger scale than Greenland. It doesn't affect the first three rules of real estate, though: location, location, and location

recursivecaveat 5 days ago

I suggest the Goode Homolosine, which thinks so little of Greenland that it bisects it.

grim_io 5 days ago

Well-played, well-meaning presidential advisor!

1attice 4 days ago

Globes are real. Remember globes? Hand him one

chistev 5 days ago

The ones that make Africa look small.