OroPla 31 minutes ago

German here. A "Verschlimmbesserung" is something that makes one part better and another part worse. If it only makes things worse you don't need a German word for it, you can just call it worse.

For things that were intended good, but ended up bad, there's an English idiom: the path to hell is paved with good intentions.

  • renehsz 26 minutes ago

    My understanding is that a Verschlimmbesserung stems from a genuine intent to improve something, even though it ultimately has the opposite effect.

    • OroPla 15 minutes ago

      I don't remember hearing or using it in this context. It's pretty rare that the goal was to make something worse and if the outcome is only bad, you can just call it bad, right? The word is only needed to communicate that there were good and bad outcomes.

dwoldrich 3 hours ago

Value is now only _extracted_. Place the acquired good into the press and smash it until all but the faintest essence remains among the mash. The squeezings are bottled and saved to pay for future _extractions_.

Companies like Valve can continue largely unshittificated because they are private. Once that is no longer the case, all our game rentals will be squozen away from us.

  • nazgulsenpai 1 hour ago

    TIL squozen is the past participle of squeeze, but only because I first thought hah this guy is making words up. Foiled again!

  • shaftoe444 1 hour ago

    > It's stressful having me head squoze

  • ThrowawayR2 1 hour ago

    Gabe Newell has an $11bn net worth so he hasn't exactly been not squeezing.

alhirzel 3 hours ago

I would probably abbreviate that to v17g.

  • layer8 16 minutes ago

    Ironically, that would be an example of Verschlimmbesserung.

arjan_sch 2 hours ago

What about "worseprovement"

  • eqvinox 2 hours ago

    As a German, I might not have thought of that but would absolutely use it to translate Verschlimmbesserung. Does it sound "normal" enough to native English speakers?

    • arjan_sch 2 hours ago

      I'm Dutch, sounds pretty good to me

    • inanutshellus 2 hours ago

      It's definitely a normal-sounding, memorable word for us native English speakers.

      Meanwhile I won't be able to remember that German word longer than it takes me to close this tab. Vershumthingsomething.

    • groestl 2 hours ago

      Thumbs up, let's settle on that translation

    • clbrmbr 1 hour ago

      It's totally plausible portmanteau. I get the feeling thought that it sounds more marked in English than in German where these kind of mashups are formed more freely.

    • ThrowawayR2 58 minutes ago

      The sibling post's "disimprovement" sounds more natural and has parallel form with pre-existing broadly accepted English words like "disincentive" and "disinfect".

  • OroPla 24 minutes ago

    Isn't the English word more or less "regression"? If you want to coin a new word, how about updowngrade?

  • layer8 15 minutes ago

    I prefer “misprovement”, as in “misfeature”.

eqvinox 2 hours ago

It's actually a verb, "Verschlimmbesserung" is the substantivization.

Base: verschlimmbessern

Present conjugation: I verschlimmbesser[e], you verschlimmbesserst, he/she/it verschlimmbessert, we verschlimmbesser[e]n, (plural-)you verschlimmbessert, they verschlimmbesser[e]n

Past/perfect: verschlimmbessert (e.g. "it got verschlimmbessert")

Imperative: verschlimmbesser[e] (e.g. "don't verschlimmbesser that!")

The [e] at the end is leftover from an older form, in the cases where I omitted it it would sound archaic to a German speaker, but in the other cases it's equivalent or may even sound better. It's also regionally different. The archaic versions kinda sound south German (Swabian, Bavarian).

[ed. made some adjustments]

P.S.: "Verbesserung" means improvement, "Verschlimmerung" means worsening/aggravation. The combined word is understood quite specifically though, not just as a combination of the two. It's *not* a normal case of German "paste words together", that's for nouns (you can do it with the substantivization, e.g. Donaudampfschiffverschlimmbesserungskapitän = "captain of verschlimmbessern the steam ships on the Donau", which makes little sense of course). It's not identical to enshittification either, the latter (to me at least) implies intention; verschlimmbessern you can (and probably often will) do by accident.

  • schoen 2 hours ago

    Cases apply only to nouns; the present and past perfect are called tenses.

    • eqvinox 2 hours ago

      (already edited in)

  • WesolyKubeczek 21 minutes ago

    Would there be a semantic difference between Verschlimmbesserung and Verbesserschlimmung?

OptionOfT 2 hours ago

I usually relate this to people chasing good reviews at work. Maintaining a system and keeping it bug-free doesn't get people promoted.

Doing something large, inventing a bunch of metrics, and showing that you improve on those metrics does.

devindotcom 1 hour ago

>attempted improvement that only makes things worse

Unless I'm mistaken, Russian has a wonderful idiom for this: "bear job"

  • remuskaos 1 hour ago

    That actually also exists in German! Bärendienst, although it is not 100% the same as Verschlimmbesserung.

  • illiac786 55 minutes ago

    Can you post the word in Russian?

    • staticshock 32 minutes ago

      медвежья услуга

  • ivan_gammel 29 minutes ago

    It‘s „bear service“, and context is slightly different. You do bear service to someone, and Verschlimmbesserung is on something. Both signal intent to do something good, but doing bear service is an act of screwing up while doing that, no prior condition required, and Verschlimmbesserung is the outcome of such attempt applied to something that was ok before.

6c696e7578 16 minutes ago

Office 2003 is a terrible example, office is a product that deliberately makes one part worse on each "upgrade" so that the consumer has a reason to upgrade to another release.

WesolyKubeczek 17 minutes ago

„Verschlimbesserung” is what your spouse thinks about each of your improvements to the home automation setup, or, indeed, the whole idea of home automation.

boxed 4 hours ago

We already have a word for it? "Misfeature"

The opposite is the more interesting word though: hit bug. A bug/mistake/fuckup that turns out to improve the software.

  • dylan604 3 hours ago

    They're not bugs, they're undocumented features

  • looperhacks 2 hours ago

    A misfeature is specifically a feature that's just bad, while verschlimmbessern can happen with everything that nobody would call a feature (insert something about xkcd 1172). But yeah, it's pretty close

Krasnol 4 hours ago

I'd say enshitification is a good enough word.

Verschlimmbesserung is not widely used these days in Germany.

  • ahf8Aithaex7Nai 3 hours ago

    I do think it's part of many people's vocabulary. It's a bit informal. And it's not a word you use every day. But it's definitely a word that gets used when the occasion calls for it, just like the related verb "verschlimmbessern."

    "Enshittification" isn't the same thing. "Verschlimmbesserung" is when you try to fix a loose connection in a power cord and then no electricity flows at all, or when you try to fix a bad haircut with a trimmer and the haircut ends up looking even worse, etc.

  • juvvel 2 hours ago

    Of course it is still widely used.

    • icantevenhold 2 hours ago

      Define widely used;

      I probably haven’t used it once in the last 15 years and have heard it maybe twice.

      Source: lifelong German speaker

      • remuskaos 1 hour ago

        Maybe you're working with the wrong people? It's uncommon among younger people, but I frequently hear craftsmen say it (who are over 50).

  • looperhacks 2 hours ago

    It's certainly used - not in the top 100, but if the situation calls for it, it's not unexpected.

    There's a big difference between enshitification and "Verschlimmbesserung". The latter has the intent of actually improving things, while the first is making things knowingly worse for profit.

levzettelin 3 hours ago

Just from looking at the title, I feel that this talking about AI in general...