drywater2 2 weeks ago

Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.

  • schainks 2 weeks ago

    Up next, Pelican ass-bench!

athrowaway3z 2 weeks ago

6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.

killingtime74 2 weeks ago

Why is this flagged? Isnt the readership adults? (Do children want to read these dry articles on tech?)

ravenstine 2 weeks ago

I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.

variety8675 2 weeks ago

The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me

sethkim 2 weeks ago

Folks, we've reached the top.

  • bogzz 2 weeks ago

    It's about bottoms though...?

ramon156 2 weeks ago

how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised

  • snowram 2 weeks ago

    Because it is ass.

  • pixl97 2 weeks ago

    Na, not well at all. Now Fable, fable like'em thick.

TutleCpt 2 weeks ago

The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?

  • throwaway743 2 weeks ago

    Makes sense. Most look like pancake butts or shitty implants.

  • comradesmith 2 weeks ago

    It’s only a sample of one per model

fragmede 2 weeks ago

The most important of benchmarks.

danbrooks 2 weeks ago

Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?

  • fg137 2 weeks ago

    If I were you I wouldn't rush to open a website that clearly has "ass" in the title

  • zulux 2 weeks ago

    I go to church every week. I try not to swear.

    The site is fine, and it's funny to my inner 13-year-old boy.

devinprater 2 weeks ago

Next, HumanBench! Draw an entire, picture-perfect human.

Ancalagon 2 weeks ago

nsfw?

but hilarious nonetheless

  • sanex 2 weeks ago

    It's ok they're wearing thongs it's not nudity.

    • Ancalagon 2 weeks ago

      still awkward when a page full of thong-covered asses pops up on my extra monitor in my open-seating arrangement office that im required to attend 4 times a week (no of course im not salty or anything)

      • mosselman 2 weeks ago

        You shouldn't ASSume a link with a name like this is sfw.

      • tripleee 2 weeks ago

        its only awkward if you quickly close it as if embarrassed

        leave it up all day so others know it's intentional

        • knicholes 2 weeks ago

          Assert your dominance

          • tripleee 2 weeks ago

            jiggle one of the butts while making eye contact with passers-by

        • pyrale 2 weeks ago

          Make an all-team demo on new frontiers in benchmarking technology.

      • jahnu 2 weeks ago

        Have you tried a few toots on an air horn to indicate to your colleagues that the thing on the screen was unexpected?

  • dbt00 2 weeks ago

    Agree 2x.

  • colordrops 2 weeks ago

    presumably that's why it was flagged? is NSFW against HN's policy?

sergiotapia 2 weeks ago

But can we make thicc pelicans?

winddude 2 weeks ago

haha, doing the important work!

kazinator 2 weeks ago

Origami Ass

Dreamed up by Claude "Haiku"

Unironically

折り紙臀 (origami den)

ハイクの作品 (Haiku no sakuhin)

皮肉のない (hiniku-no-nai)

nunez 2 weeks ago

the eval we need

the eval we don't deserve

visiondude 2 weeks ago

i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind

mieses 1 week ago

Opus 5.5 is SI

Rapzid 2 weeks ago

We need Banana Bench next.