Stratoscope 3 hours ago

Here are the name finalists:

  • Sweet Stone Chicago
  • No ORDinary Rock
  • Chicago Rocks
  • O'Rock
  • Orchard Rock
  • Da Rock

"No ORDinary Rock" and "Orchard Rock" are the winners for me. They both pay tribute to how O'Hare got its IATA airport code in the 1940s, when it was called Orchard Field.

So deciding between the two, Orchard Rock is my pick! It's subtle, but the plaque can explain it.

bcaulfield 3 hours ago

Should name it Dwayne Johnson and never explain further.

mindslight 2 hours ago

There's something about finding huge rocks in the ground while digging that makes you just want to take them out and like, use them for something? The last one I found I had to make myself leave it there (well I moved it over a foot so a pipe didn't have to go around it). Like no, it has sat here for thousands of years just fine, it can keep sitting. Glad to hear it applies to 50 ton ones, as well.

powerbroker 3 hours ago

There is another rock sitting alongside a chief artery about 25 miles NW just beyond Schaumburg. Silly to give these things a name.

  • Stratoscope 3 hours ago

    There are big rocks everywhere. But surely we can be allowed to have a little fun?

    • powerbroker 2 hours ago

      OK, OK. just drag it up to Schaumburg. Put it next to the other rock. Then call it 'micro-henge'.

      • Stratoscope 1 hour ago

        That works for me! Can you help me drag this 50-ton rock?